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I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person Women's T-shirt white | The Poop Coffee

Regular price $41.00
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Get to know your new favorite tee—it's super smooth, super comfortable, and made from a cotton touch polyester jersey that won't fade after washing.

• 95% polyester, 5% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 1%)
• Premium knit mid-weight jersey
• Four-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
• Regular fit

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  CHEST (inches)
XS 33 ⅛
S 34 ⅝
M 36 ¼
L 39 ⅜
XL 42 ½
2XL 45 ⅝
  CHEST (cm)
XS 84
S 88
M 92
L 100
XL 108
2XL 116

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We want you to be 100% satisfied with your purchase. Items can be returned or exchanged within 30 days of delivery.

Customer Reviews

Experience Exquisite Wild-Harvested Indonesian Luwak Coffee: Nature's Finest Brew

Elevate your coffee ritual with our exclusive Single Origin & Arabica whole coffee beans, a true connoisseur's delight. Sourced ethically and sustainably from the breathtaking, lush forests of Indonesia, each bean tells a story of pristine nature, ancient tradition, and unparalleled flavour.

Our expertly crafted Medium Roast delivers a symphony of senses. Prepare to be captivated by a fine and delicate aroma that perfectly precedes a smooth, well-rounded flavour profile. This harmonious balance makes our coffee an ideal choice for discerning coffee lovers seeking an extraordinary daily indulgence or a special treat.

The Secret to Unrivaled Taste: Nature's Wild, Unique Process

What truly sets our coffee apart is its remarkable and entirely natural production process, guided by the wild. Our premium beans are meticulously selected and wild-harvested by local Indonesian farmers, who carefully collect them after being naturally processed through the digestive system of free-roaming Asian palm civets (known as 'Luwak' in the local Bahasa Indonesia). This unique, natural fermentation within the civet's digestive tract imbues the beans with an exceptionally smooth, less bitter, and remarkably aromatic character, creating a coffee that is both incredibly rare and highly sought after worldwide.

Sip with Purpose: Ethical Sourcing & Community Support

By choosing our Indonesian Wild Luwak Coffee, you're not just enjoying a premium, distinctive product; you're also making a meaningful impact. We are deeply committed to promoting ethical and sustainable practices, ensuring fair compensation and improved livelihoods for the local communities in Indonesia who are the guardians of this unique natural resource. We take immense pride in celebrating the rich culture and history of this amazing country, one exquisite cup at a time.

Worldwide Shipping Available

We are delighted to offer worldwide shipping to bring this exceptional, wild-harvested coffee experience directly to your door, no matter where you are.

Why Wait? Discover the Magic of Authentic Indonesian Wild Luwak Coffee Today!

Our Story

Born from two coffee lovers chasing the real thing.

Our story begins in 2018, when we first tried a cup of Kopi Luwak while travelling through Indonesia. We'd heard a lot about it, but could never quite justify the expense — at least, until we tried it.


After that first taste, we knew other people deserved the chance to experience it too. So we set out to bring the beans home, while keeping the entire process ethical and sustainable.

For those in the know, the traditional Indonesian coffee — made with sustainable, ethical farming from the heart of Java — is the purest coffee experience in the world.